How To: Make People Like You

Friendship, it’s a funny thing; we all seem to crave it and the acceptance of people that don’t know the first thing about us. Judgement, it happens a lot, we’ve all been the victim and we’ve all done the judging – this blog post will tell you the things you do to make people like you. It’s the Five Commandments that anyone who’s anyone will need. 

Commandment 1 – No Loafers!

 I have no idea what planet some people are on, however loafers are simply the worst thing to ever come around. It’s sad that a cow lost its life to be turned into such an ugly shoe. I mean, these are quite perfect for a retirement home and no doubt in 60 years time I will own a coloured pair myself but why youth wear them I have no idea!

Commandment 2 – No Being a Hopkins!

Ah, Katie Hopkins – she has a very unique ‘journalistic’ style in which is say whatever she can to offend anyone that roams the earth. She seems not to understand that going on TV and asking for fat people to be banned from her eyesight is less journalism and more just an unintelligent comment. So, if there is something you MUST avoid, it is mimicking the ways of dear old Hopkins.

Commandment 3 – SMILE.

What’s the matter grumpy gills? Let’s not live every day like we are attending the funeral of the family dog. Why not smile? What is there in life that is that bad you shouldn’t drop someone a smile? Okay so we all have off days but the world is out there, go and seize the moment, live life and flash those gnashers with a cheeky grin!

Commandment 4 – Make time for people.

Fobbing people off with excuses gets boring, there is only so many times you can visit the dentist within a week before people start to presume you either have a mouth full of gum or you’re just making it up. Friends will only stay friends for the amount of time you put in effort, no matter how long you have known someone if you go months on end without talking to them, they’re going to start to get the wrong signals. Why cant you drop them a text now and again, or are you just too important?

Commandment 5 – Be YOURSELF.

‘Yuh so I was driving daddy’s Bentley’…oh please, why do so many people act nowadays? This isn’t an episode of Made in Chelsea, just be you! I personally respect people a lot more who are grounded and act themselves, there is no point in having different persona's around people because if you have to do that to get friends then really they aren’t your true friends! If someone is a true friend then they will love you warts an all, we all have bad points so show your true colours.

Go out there and get yourself some friends, champ! Of course, these are all my own opinions and I am not a professional life coach – basically what I am saying is I may have given you completely awful advice…I am not held accountable for any mishaps…